Game of Life

Game of Life

My days are oftentimes so rough
Usually, I don’t have enough
Sometimes I couldn’t even laugh
What can I do? Life is so tough

I wish I could do that, and this
Improve my life that’s so amiss
I want to feel some kind of bliss
And give sorrow a goodbye kiss

But look, my lips, they keep smiling!
My fervent hope keeps me living
Tomorrow’s a new journeying
Triumph is mine for the taking

My Mother Taught Me...

Have you had your mother teach you some strange things? Mine has. Let me share you some of the things I learned from her….


TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to fight with each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."

FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

IRONY:
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."

The science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

STAMINA:
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."

WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

How to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"

HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"

ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

Yep! She is kind of wierd, alright!